ITT: shitty poetry

Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write.

Dog poem:
A dog,
Roasting in the sun,
My mother,
Screwed the doggy for fun,
We took her to the clinic,
The Doc was named Finnick,
Who said my mother was really dumb,
'Cause she screwed a roasting hot dog 'til her pussy went numb...

I killed myself
With a gun
It wasn;t fun
I died
I lied
Im alive
Because I wrote this

I read that as "shitty pottery"
Ehe~