WHY FLATFILE DATABASE? (KEYBOARD IS BROKEN)
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Anonymous:Y NO MYSQL? FLATFILE IS SUPERIOR? WHAT ABOUT SCALING? OR SECURITY? JUST CURIOUS 'TIS ALL. :DDD
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BROKEN KEYBOARD GUY:WELL???
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Anonymous:Dear kind customer,
I am writing to let you know that I think that you smell bad and should consider taking a shower.
XOXO, Mommy.
P.S. - Your lunch is at the front office, you forgot to bring it today!
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BROKEN KEYBOARD GUY:UM I ALREADY JUST HAD LUNCH. ALSO. YOU AINT MY MAMMA. YOU FOO. IM JUST INQUIRING ABOUT WHY THE USAGE OF A FLATFILE DATABASE OVER MYSQL OR SOME RELATIONAL DB. BIGGEST ISSUE I SEE WITH THIS IS SCALING. ALSO WHAT ABOUT CAPTCHA?
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Anonymous:I dunt liek captchas
unless they can suck dicks
then i would like captchas
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Anonymous:>>1
Scaling into what?
Security breaches where?
Flatfile is not superior, but relational DB is an overhead for a simplistic site visited by several people.
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BROKEN KEYBOARD GUY:>Flatfile is not superior, but relational DB is an overhead for a simplistic site visited by several people.I GUESS YOU MAY HAVE A POINT...
>Scaling into what?SCALING AS IN HOW SHALL YOU HANDLE THE SUDDEN INFLUX OF POSTERS IF THIS THING EVER GETS THROWN INTO THE MAINSTREAM?
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Anonymous:>SCALING AS IN HOW SHALL YOU HANDLE THE SUDDEN INFLUX OF POSTERS IF THIS THING EVER GETS THROWN INTO THE MAINSTREAM?Chill out, it won't.
If there are any issues with performance, we will fix them when they arise. Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
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Anonymous:>Premature optimization is the root of all evil.WELL SAID.....ALRIGHTY THEN...