Hey Faggots

My name is Robert Brown, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Herro, I am carring about a probrem I having with a gassa stayshun batroom. Yeah, you see, I go to take a numba 2, to take a poo, and the toiret water very very high, and my boosack touch da water. Den, when I get home, my boosack get very itchy, so I scratch scratch itch itch itch da boosack non-stop all night. Den, I wake up in da morning, and my boosack look like a grapefruit! Very sworren, you know?

Heeerrrrlo! I too have a very very big issue, i've to cook food for my dog bu i only hve milk and egg and im not sure if i should mix the egg first with the egg or egg first then milk. this is very much of a problem. can you call me so we can solve this?

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>I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team

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