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Hey Faggots




My name is Robert Brown, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.



Herro, I am carring about a probrem I having with a gassa stayshun batroom. Yeah, you see, I go to take a numba 2, to take a poo, and the toiret water very very high, and my boosack touch da water. Den, when I get home, my boosack get very itchy, so I scratch scratch itch itch itch da boosack non-stop all night. Den, I wake up in da morning, and my boosack look like a grapefruit! Very sworren, you know?



Heeerrrrlo! I too have a very very big issue, i've to cook food for my dog bu i only hve milk and egg and im not sure if i should mix the egg first with the egg or egg first then milk. this is very much of a problem. can you call me so we can solve this?




>I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team
Are you negro or something? Because white people are usually proud of intellectual achievements rather than makako games or banging available teen pussy.